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Sleep.  And soon, work.


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I thought the plan was just to leave Matchstickman isolated.....whoops!  I shouldn't have said that


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Great! Now we have to spread misinformation to throw him off track.

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Bleh, Miss Information.

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You were supposed to throw her Ronway, not play her.

Geez.

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Bunnies in 7 days!


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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Woohoo! And then more piccies? :D


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Basically, I like writing stuff ;)

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Yep! Definitely bunny pictures.

So, decisions, decisions. Do I make a new bunny thread or continue to annoy people with my rabbit obsession right here?


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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New thread, so I don't have to go wading through this thread to find pictures that make me go Awwwwwwwwwww!


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Now you need a bigger Dixit scoreboard.


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I'll just post rabbit pictures in ALL THE THREADS. That's a reasonable compromise, right?


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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That would be a hare too much.  


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Silverleaf wrote:

I'll just post rabbit pictures in ALL THE THREADS. That's a reasonable compromise, right?

Admins and Mods! Rabbit season is almost upon us!


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Duck season!


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Pydro wrote:

Rabbit season is almost upon us!

Ohnoyoudon't...

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Duck season!

*Bang!*


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But I'm not getting ducks!


Just assume I'm always doing that.

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Then why are you building a deck? That's only one letter away from duck and ducks love things that sound almost like them (like crackers).


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Silverleaf wrote:

But I'm not getting ducks!

Your rabbits are getting ducks.

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My rabbits are getting ducks to build decks.


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Damn it, Ronway!

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Good luck, I heard they are a bunch of quacks.


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I am now charging people by the word for reading my posts. If you have read this you now owe me two pounds and sixty pence.

 

If you have not read this post please indicate below (one pound and fifty pence).


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Not such a big deal, sounds like fake money anyway.


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That does it, I'm boycotting your products. And this time I mean it


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That's fine.  I'm not reading your posts, Matchstickman.  I'm reading a picture of your post.

 

Ceci n'est pas une post


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I don't even smoke a pipe. (Eighty Pence)


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I'm stealing my views of your posts.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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I'm streaming the posts after they've been posted on youtube and then commenting on it afterwards. Don't go after me. Go after the guy pirating your work.


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Things I would like to see sometime, if you would be so kind:

 

Pictures of bunnies

Silverleaf's avatar wearing a hat

Pictures of bunnies wearing hats


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Picture of hats wearing bunnies.

Picture of Silverleaf wearing a bunny as a hat.


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Pictures of Silverleaf pulling a rabbit out of a hat.  (but not by the ears.  That would hurt)


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Man, no one is on Sentinels of the Multiverse: The Video Game's multiplayer. What a bummer.

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I won't be able to get onto multiplayer until after 9PM ET.   


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When do you go on red and stop on green?


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I just speed up on yellow.  


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Pydro wrote:

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When eating apples. I'm not interested in what Granny Smith has to offer.

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In that one world that they visited in Sliders in the first episode.


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Matchstickman wrote:

In that one world that they visited in Sliders in the first episode.

This!


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Pydro wrote:

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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In that case I stop on "when someone offers me a watermelon to eat (yucky)", not red or green!


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More watermelon for me then.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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Knock knock.

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Who's there?


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My fist.


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(Sorry - couldn't resist. To continue with the joke...)

My fist who?


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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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Matchstickman wrote:

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A logical fallacy.


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Shovel Knight has a free update with a new campaign available today.   You should pick it up if don't already play it.  


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We're number 1000!

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THE START OF A NEW MILLENNIUM

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