Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
and then make a cuppa, while waving a Union Flag and complaining about the weather. Do this until you can get to your doctor and ask for a "stiff upper lip implant", that'll get you sorted out.
Stop lurking, it makes you look like a villain target When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all
Waving a flag is too demonstrative an activity for a True Brit. I can't help but think that all this showing off to the world how patriotic you are is rather vulgar and uncouth. Love your country if you like, that's totally fine, but it's nothing to do with me and I don't need to see it, just like I don't need to hear you pray or know how often you crap or hear all of your weird-ass theories about how Papa Smurf has taken over the government.
Waving a flag is too demonstrative an activity for a True Brit.
Quite true. It's considered more appropriate to demonstrate patriotic verve by either sporting neck tattoos, hanging a gigantic freaking flag on the front of your house that obscures all the windows, eating limp sandwiches during embarrassing silences in a church hall, half heartedly sticking a ping pong ball with the St. George's cross onto your car aerial, not buying any songs by Morrissey, being ardent fans of our national sporting teams (but only when they look like winning and only until they inevitably get knocked out), deluding ourselves that the Commonwealth is still some sort of evidence of global power, demanding a bank holiday for St George's day but not actually bothering to celebrate it ever, or complaining on the Daily Mail forums about ungovernable hordes of Eastern European builders who are coming over here and having the nerve to work hard for a living, how radiant Liz Hurley/Kate Winslet/Kate Middleton/some other Kate looks, how being British/Foreign gives you cancer/is a cure for cancer, rising house prices, the inability to buy Marmite at Mediterranean beachside grocery stores, reminiscing on the good old days of empire, being horribly embarrassed about the good old days of empire, declining house prices, and sneering at the idea of Scottish/Welsh/Northern Irish independence whilst demanding British independence from Europe.
Actually, I think I might consider taking up flag waving as a better option!
Flag waving rocks. Sometimes I wave two flags just so everyone knows I'm more patriotic than that Yinzer Jagoff across the Street with his Marine Flag. Of course if you are going to wave 2 flags you need a good beer hat.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
At heart, all Americans long to be ruled by an obsolete monarch, it's why they are so fascinated by our royal family.
So even if you are, at heart, an American, every American, is at deeper inside their heart, a Brit. Take heart at that comforting fact Silverleaf.
Stop lurking, it makes you look like a villain target
When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all
I hate the monarchy.
But I suspect that anything I say at this point will be taken as "evidence" of my alleged American-ness.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
It's okay Silverleaf, denial is a perfectly acceptable reaction.
And makes you more American.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
I feel a strange urge to own some guns. And pay for medical treatment. And throw a bunch of tea into a harbour.
And I think I just spelled "harbor" wrong.
Help. Me.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
Just re-read your thread
https://greaterthangames.com/forum/topic/two-countries-divided-by-a-common-language-5122
and then make a cuppa, while waving a Union Flag and complaining about the weather. Do this until you can get to your doctor and ask for a "stiff upper lip implant", that'll get you sorted out.
Stop lurking, it makes you look like a villain target
When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all
Waving a flag is too demonstrative an activity for a True Brit. I can't help but think that all this showing off to the world how patriotic you are is rather vulgar and uncouth. Love your country if you like, that's totally fine, but it's nothing to do with me and I don't need to see it, just like I don't need to hear you pray or know how often you crap or hear all of your weird-ass theories about how Papa Smurf has taken over the government.
I think the tea might be working a little...
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
Papa Smurf is moving in on the UK as well? Dang, he knows no end to evil.
Sounds like a republican to me...
Quite true. It's considered more appropriate to demonstrate patriotic verve by either sporting neck tattoos, hanging a gigantic freaking flag on the front of your house that obscures all the windows, eating limp sandwiches during embarrassing silences in a church hall, half heartedly sticking a ping pong ball with the St. George's cross onto your car aerial, not buying any songs by Morrissey, being ardent fans of our national sporting teams (but only when they look like winning and only until they inevitably get knocked out), deluding ourselves that the Commonwealth is still some sort of evidence of global power, demanding a bank holiday for St George's day but not actually bothering to celebrate it ever, or complaining on the Daily Mail forums about ungovernable hordes of Eastern European builders who are coming over here and having the nerve to work hard for a living, how radiant Liz Hurley/Kate Winslet/Kate Middleton/some other Kate looks, how being British/Foreign gives you cancer/is a cure for cancer, rising house prices, the inability to buy Marmite at Mediterranean beachside grocery stores, reminiscing on the good old days of empire, being horribly embarrassed about the good old days of empire, declining house prices, and sneering at the idea of Scottish/Welsh/Northern Irish independence whilst demanding British independence from Europe.
Actually, I think I might consider taking up flag waving as a better option!
Flag waving rocks. Sometimes I wave two flags just so everyone knows I'm more patriotic than that Yinzer Jagoff across the Street with his Marine Flag. Of course if you are going to wave 2 flags you need a good beer hat.
Oh darn. I was hoping for some heated political/religious arguments.
But I guess making fun of Americans and/or Brits works too.
GtG doesn't have an RSP forum, and I like that.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
What we really need is a Booze of the Multiverse forum.
Booze is for the idiotic masses that can't handle the real world. Now, pour me another one.
Twitter: imprimis5. Follow away!
Nope, no booze for you. Booze is only for those wearing hats.
Stop lurking, it makes you look like a villain target
When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all
Everyone is wrong.....except for you.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
I'm right making you wrong, Pydro
Why not left?
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Nope, you're wrong; I'm wrong.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
Because of screws.
"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart." - Mal
Unicode U+24BD gets us Ⓗ. (Thanks, Godai!)
This is true.
Because I am right.
Even called a Devestating Aurora on live Internet. Greatest moment of my life.
It was hilarious
It is even funny not being able to see the chat, 15 minute mark of the twitch replay video. My 15 minute of fame mark.
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