Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!

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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!

Welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!
This was a fun little forum game that I first heard about on the Kingdom Hearts TCG Forums.

How it works is that one poster makes a wish, the second poster grants and corrupts it, and then wishes for something themselves!

Example:
Poster 1 - I wish that I had a million dollars!
Poster 2 - Granted, but it is all shredded! I wish I could live forever!
Poster 3 - Granted, but you are forever paralysed!

And so on and so forth.
I'll start,

I wish I had enough money to pledge to become a playtester!


"Good men don't need rules. Now is not the day to find out why I have so many" - the Doctor

Edited by: Singlog on Aug 12 2012 - 12:43pm
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Congratulations, you have enough money to be a playtester... of the new hobo themed Monopoly

I wish I could think of a wish


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Granted.  Now you can't stop thinking of wishes.

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Do good, I? No! Evil anon I deliver, I maim nine more hero men in Miami, sanitary sword a-tuck, carol I. Lo! Rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Saginaw. Reviled I, Nona, live on. I do... o, God!

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Here you go. Look until you can see no more

I wish to have a cooler signature text.


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Granted, but now your signature has reached a internal temperature of absolute zero and must be left in a cyrogenic chamber until further notice.

I wish I had the determination to make my own board game.

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Poof, now that you no longer play any other games, you have all the time you need to make your own game.

I wish I was independently wealthy, so I could focus on my personal projects.

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Greonhal wrote:
Poof, now that you no longer play any other games, you have all the time you need to make your own game.

I wish I was independently wealthy, so I could focus on my personal projects.

Congratulations! You are independently wealthy but you earned all your money through human trafficking.

I wish my copy of Mage Knight the Board Game would arrive.

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Granted. It has arrived... as Mage Knight: Boy Band Fever Edition.

I wish to be perfect.


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Granted. You are perfect and no one can stand to be around you, so you now have no friends.

I wish I had unlimited garlic rosemary chips.

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Granted, but now your breath is keeping everyone away.

I wish I had more time to get things done!


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Granted, but now you have less time to do things you enjoy.

I wish I was a little bar of soap.

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Granted you a little bar of soap... In a prison shower.

I wish I had more wishes.


The Myth, The Legend, The Dream. You can't escape The Conscience!

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Granted, and now your wish wishing for wishes wishes for wishes infinitely causing the universe to end with a stack overflow.

I wish I were more creative.


Do good, I? No! Evil anon I deliver, I maim nine more hero men in Miami, sanitary sword a-tuck, carol I. Lo! Rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Saginaw. Reviled I, Nona, live on. I do... o, God!

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Granted, you are more creative with flower arranging.

I wish I had enough time to finish all the projects that need to be done by GenCon.


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Granted, GenCon is canceled so you have all the time in the world

I wish that I was Dovahkin


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Granted, but since the don't exist you disappear from existance.

I wish I could teleport.

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Granted, but now you can only teleport into a scene from the movie "Howard the Duck."

I wish I weren't so tired.


Do good, I? No! Evil anon I deliver, I maim nine more hero men in Miami, sanitary sword a-tuck, carol I. Lo! Rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Saginaw. Reviled I, Nona, live on. I do... o, God!

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Granted, but you're stuck in the OdinSleep and miss out on all your obligations for the next month.

I wish I could get my name on the cover of a book.


See the way my body's glowing? Yeah, a lot of people can't do that.

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Granted, your name is changed to Mr Encyclopaedia.

I wish I could get some of the ideas in my head down into a mod for an RPG


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Granted, your ideas will be available in the "My Little Bronie" mod for the Teletubbies RPG.

I wish I could find true love.


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Granted, here's a puppy.

I wish I had a better job.

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Granted. You now place bets for other people as a living.

I wish I didn't make so many witty puns.


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Granted, but now you rely heavily on slapstick humor.

I wish shipping was cheaper.

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Granted, but you now live in a warehouse.

I wish I could work from home all the time.


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Granted, you're not allowed to leave the office anymore, but they were kind enough to furnish a sleeping bag and travel pillow.

I wish I could see The Avengers sooner.


See the way my body's glowing? Yeah, a lot of people can't do that.

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Granted, enjoy watching the 1998 film "The Avengers" starring Sean Connery and Uma Thurman.

I wish I did art faster.

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Granted, bow you can do art at the speed of light, unfortunately it appears to only be light to all that see it.

I wish that writing an RPG was simpler.


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Granted. Your keyboard has shifted so "an RPG" is one button.

I wish I were better at programming.

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Granted you are better at programming the VCR so the clock stops flashing.

I wish that people would be nicer and friendlier.


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Granted, but you are meaner and nastier to people.

I wish that I am able to get that promotion at my job.

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Granted but you are promoted to unemployment.

I wish that Marvel Comics The Avengers wasn't as awesome as it was so I wouldn't have to go see it a bunch more times.


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Granted. You still pay to see it but your IMAX glasses are all black out so you can't actually see anything.

I wish I had had a part in the Avengers Movie (Yes, I have also just come back from seeing it, go see it now!)


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Granted. You had the role of Hulk's pants.

I wish I were enjoying work today.


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Granted, you are now enjoying work because you are hiigh on drugs. Plus there will be a suprise drug screening.

I wish i've seen the new Avengers movie.

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Granted. It doesn't live up to the hype.

I wish I were in better shape.

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Granted, you are now an octagon.

I wish I could solve Sudoku puzzles faster


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Granted. You do them so fast that you no longer enjoy them.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.


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Granted.

I wish the box office gross for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World was more than that of Vampires Suck.

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Granted, there was black sludge in the box office's for Scott Pilgrim. Gross!

I wish twitter and facebook went away.


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Granted, everyone reactivates their myspace account.

I wish I could marry a woman not matter what is wrong with her and she has lots of money that she would leave me everything in her will.

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Granted, but as it turns out, she's a highlander, Connie McCloud of the clan McCloud, so she outlives you.

I wish Felicia Day would fall madly in love with me and ask me to marry her.


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Granted, but she's actually a Terminator bot from the future sent here to kill you.

I wish I was getting a paycheck for my new job before the end of the month so we could afford to pay the bills AND eat something other than rice and pasta.


I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.
I take the words. I scatter them in time... and space.
A message to lead myself here.

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Granted, you have now paid the bills, but for your entire neighborhood, you also can eat rice, paste, and spam.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

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Granted. Now your heart flies with Dragons in a land apart from your body.

I wish that Portal 2 would finish downloading (No, I have not played it before, I only bought the Portal multipack on Sunday).


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Granted but it updates forever tying up all bandwith

I wish that I didn't have to work my last week of school.


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Granted! You have been fired!

I wish I didn't have this nasty cold bug

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Granted! Now you have a even worse fever!

I wish I had some chocolate.


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